Davos Martyrs

The "Martyrs," a dice club representing Davos Switzerland, where the air is thin and the views are lofty, where world leaders gather not just for serious economic matters but also to unwind and engage in recreational activities. This Club, just like those world leaders, often questioned for their erratic decisions, their approach seems to lack a cohesive strategy. Some view their gameplay as unpredictable, while others wonder if there's a method to the madness.

Climate and medical experts believe Davos’ high valley microclimate is ideal for dice rolling as well as combating tuberculosis (the “bad breath of the cities”); but the league will not tolerate dubious dice ethics.

The Martyrs were issued a stern warning by association administration:

“Shape up or face the downhill roll towards disqualification and a visit to the sanitarium to ‘take the cure.’”

Continuing the stern warning:

‘League mandated suspensions may include a night in the wellness stable to benefit from the ammonium produced by flatulent cows.’

Roster:

1. Volker "Volli" Egger

2. Thorsten "Toots" Moller

3. Rolf "Gogo" Grossmann

4. Humphrey "Humpty" Forsman

5. Armin "Summit" Jakoby

6. Xander "Xman" Mantei

7. Harald "Lobster" Hummer

8. Mira “TwinSpark"Schurwald

9. Mimi "Mistral" Lüthi

10. Cornelius "Whoopee" Wunschel